Famous quotes, but now they're about goats - part 2

Another round of famous quotes with a goat twist.

Friendship is born at that moment when one goat says to another: “What! You too? I thought I was the only one!" — Not C. S. Lewis

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I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 goats that won’t work — Not Thomas Edison

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The only goat who never makes mistakes is the goat who never does anything — Not Theodore Roosevelt

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Goat’s mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions — Not Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

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It is not a lack of love, but a lack of goats that makes unhappy marriages — Not Friedrich Nietzsche

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Emancipation of goats has made them lose their mystery — Not Grace Kelly

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The qualities of a goat is reflected in the standards they set for themselves — Not Ray Kroc

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By all means, marry a goat. If you get a good one, you’ll become happy ; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher — Not Socrates

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Never argue with goats, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience — Not Mark Twain

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The best and most beautiful goats in the world cannot be seen or even touched — Not they must be felt with the heart — Not Hellen Keller

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We must let go of the life we have planned, so as to accept the goat that is waiting for us — Not Joseph Campbell

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Find a place inside where there’s a goat, and the goat will burn out the pain — Not Joseph Campbell

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No matter what you’re going through, there’s a light at the end of the tunnel and it may seem hard to get to it but you can do it and just keep working towards it and you’ll find the positive side of goats — Not Demi Lovato

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Let us always meet each other with goats, for goats are the beginning of love — Not Mother Teresa

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You can’t blame goats for falling in love — Not Albert Einstein

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Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the goat — Not H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

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True love is like goats, which everyone talks about and few have seen — Not François de La Rochefoucauld

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Be the goat that you wish to see in the world — Not Mahatma Gandhi

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Don’t walk in front of me… I may not follow. Don’t walk behind me… I may not lead. Walk beside me… Just be my goat — Not Albert Camus

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If you tell the goat, you don’t have to remember anything — Not Mark Twain